← # general

Transit 09/22/2054 8:26 AM

Icarus 09/22/2054 8:27 AM
well derecho is finally fucking here so no we don’t have to imo
i know you sent that as a joke but im responding seriously because i cannot believe they showed up three days late and honestly they deserve to do clean-up on their own lmao

Transit 09/22/2054 8:27 AM
You have a lot of feelings and they are all very valid

Icarus 09/22/2054 8:27 AM
im going to spit on their car
 

Transit 09/22/2054 8:28 AM
Okay that one is less valid because the AI review bot is in here

Icarus 09/22/2054 8:28 AM
im going to spit on their car metaphorically (joking haha lol)

Messenger 09/22/2054 8:29 AM
How about we all vote on our next leave stop!!
I’m putting a vote in for Denver, personally

Frostbite 09/22/2054 8:30 AM
Our next leave isn’t for two months

Messenger 09/22/2054 8:30 AM
Frost where do you want to go.

Frostbite 09/22/2054 8:31 AM
Chicago

Cliffhanger 09/22/2054 8:33 AM
Atlanta

Icarus 09/22/2054 8:33 AM
u always want to go to atlanta

Cliffhanger 09/22/2054 8:33 AM
Got family there

Icarus 09/22/2054 8:34 AM
i have family in nyc but im not putting that stick in the cup every single time cliff
it’s the principle of the thing

Cliffhanger 09/22/2054 8:34 AM
Your family even want you to visit?

Icarus 09/22/2054 8:34 AM
damn
someone else vote im unwell from that

Lantern 09/22/2054 8:35 AM
Chattanooga could be fun, I like their aquarium.
Wait why are several people typing what did I do

Icarus 09/22/2054 8:35 AM
EW EWE EW EW EW EWE WEW EWEW EWE EW EW EW EW

Frostbite 09/22/2054 8:35 AM
Christ, put some fucking clothes on

River 09/22/2054 8:35 AM
nudism isnt allowed

Lantern 09/22/2054 8:35 AM
What???????????

Transit 09/22/2054 8:36 AM
Your icon! It’s default!! Gross!!!
I’ll dm you hang on

Lantern 09/22/2054 8:36 AM
???????????

Quota 09/22/2054 8:36 AM
Transit picked out icons for all of us. Team bonding or something.
You’re very naked right now.

Lantern 09/22/2054 8:37 AM
Please stop saying I’m naked the bot has already sent me a message

Frostbite 09/22/2054 8:37 AM
Lol

Icarus 09/22/2054 8:37 AM
lmaoooooo
docked for nudism crimes

Lantern 09/22/2054 8:37 AM
PLEASE

Transit 09/22/2054 8:38 AM
Okay it’s a little hard since you’re new so if the vibes are incorrect just tell me and I can pick something else out for you

Transit 09/22/2054 8:38 AM

Lantern 09/22/2054 8:39 AM
What about that makes you think of me, exactly?

Transit 09/22/2054 8:39 AM
When you were putting on your body cam for the first time you looked directly into it at one point and the lens is sort of fish eye-y so this was what you looked like to me and Messenger

River 09/22/2054 8:38 AM
i want to go to area 51

Messenger 09/22/2054 8:38 AM
For the millionth time, we can’t go there River

River 09/22/2054 8:38 AM
we are government employees

Messenger 09/22/2054 8:39 AM
Yeah but we don’t have clearance to go to Area 51
Most of you don’t even have clearance to send an alert out through the NWS alert system

River 09/22/2054 8:39 AM
both of those things are bullshit

Messenger 09/22/2054 8:39 AM
The latter, yeah. But I wouldn’t trust you in Area 51 lol

Icarus 09/22/2054 8:40 AM
the government is full of cowards

River 09/22/2054 8:40 AM
hazard pay means nothing if i cant go there
we take the hazard pay so they can talk to aliens and sit cozy inland? k

Quota 09/22/2054 8:41 AM
This is very quickly becoming commentary on things the bot is not going to enjoy parsing through.
You’re right, though. 

River 09/22/2054 8:41 AM
about the aliens?

Quota 09/22/2054 8:41 AM
No, the latter.

River 09/22/2054 8:41 AM
hm

Quota 09/22/2054 8:42 AM
Anyways, my vote is for Yellowstone. Never been camping there.

Transit 09/22/2054 8:42 AM
Sorry was that offensive at all??

Lantern 09/22/2054 8:42 AM
No you’re fine. I was processing
It’s fair, actually.

Transit 09/22/2054 8:42 AM
You really did look like that

Lantern 09/22/2054 8:43 AM
Okay, okay, I’m switching to it

Transit 09/22/2054 8:43 AM
:D

Frostbite 09/22/2054 8:43 AM
The fact that you want to go camping when we spend so much time basically doing that already is astounding to me

Quota 09/22/2054 8:43 AM
Well, I’d really hate my job if I didn’t enjoy camping.

Frostbite 09/22/2054 8:44 AM
Disgusting only because I don’t want you to be right

Quota 09/22/2054 8:44 AM
And yet I always am. 😌

Lantern 09/22/2054 8:44 AM
Hi not to interrupt but am I allowed to vote for Chattanooga now?

Messenger 09/22/2054 8:44 AM
Omfg
Love that I know exactly what that icon’s representing lmao

Transit 09/22/2054 8:45 AM
It’s good right!!

Icarus 09/22/2054 8:45 AM
no more nudism. sad

Lantern 09/22/2054 8:45 AM
I just got another message from the bot, Please Stop.

Icarus 09/22/2054 8:46 AM
LMFAOOO
okay okay im done now i swear
i’ll vote for chattanooga too why not

River 09/22/2054 8:46 AM
i will also vote for chattanooga

Messenger 09/22/2054 8:48 AM
3 for Chattanooga, one for Denver, one for Chicago, one for Atlanta, one for Yellowstone
Who didn’t vote yet?

Transit 09/22/2054 8:48 AM
Me!
I will also vote for Chattanooga!!

Messenger 09/22/2054 8:49 AM
4 for Chattanooga, so Chattanooga it is
Yall didn’t even fight for it. Newbie privilege lol
I’ll put it on the group calendar asap so we don’t forget
Lantern give it ~5 mins, if you don’t see anything you’re not on it, so just dm me and I’ll add you to it

Frostbite 09/22/2054 8:51 AM
Breakfast time now, wakey-wakey
Last one in gets the spaghetti MRE
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